Rude Word of the Day Handmade Mini Bookmarks Humorous Reader Gift

Set of 4 rude mini bookmarks with an exceptionally rude new word and definition, dictionary style that would flummox Suzie Dent.  Each one is laminated and has a lovely pattern on the back that's the calming effect after the rage words on the reverse.

Dontgiveashititis (Don't give a shit itis).  A sudden condition caused by prolonged exposure to idiots, resulting in an immediate and total loss of concern for anything that disturbs one's peace.

Fucktoseintolerant (Fucktose intolerant).  The condition of having zero tolerance for other people's nonsense - patience gone, filter off, and absolutly no willingness to entertain any more rubbish.

Blamenesia (Blame nesia).  The sudden, conveniet memory loss that kicks in when someone's own bad decision s blow up - often the reult of zero planning, poor judgement, of general knobhead behaviour.

Bullshizzle (Bull shizzle).  That extra-seasoned nonsense someone dishes out when thay think you are gullible enough to buy it - sounds confident, feels off and reeks of lies wrapped in enthusiasm.

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KEY FEATURES
• Handmade in the UK
• Mini size bookmark design
• Double-sided artwork
• Humorous / rude quote theme
• Laminated for durability
• Lightweight and practical
• Ideal reader gift
• Free UK delivery with upgrade options available
Perfect for book lovers, students, teachers, librarians, friends and anyone who appreciates a cheeky sense of humour.
The mini design makes it a great gift for placeholding in books, journals and notebooks whilst adding a little personality to your reading time.

Size: Mini Bookmark
Material: Card and Laminate. 
Theme: Humorous Reader Gift
Design: Double Sided
Handmade by DKnitsUK
All bookmarks are created in a smoke-free and pet-free environment here in the UK.
Wherever possible I use reclaimed, rescued and upcycled materials including papers, book pages and craft supplies. Most bookmarks are laminated to help protect them from everyday wear and tear.
Because each bookmark is handmade, every piece is unique and designs are rarely repeated.

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